babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad, via lesb1ans)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: hitchups, via mutil4ted)

" Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier. "