" Eating pussy is 30% basic skill and 70% paying the fuck attention. "

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

(Source: nosdrinker, via slothxcore)

j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(via you-are-going-to-regret-it)

sanityscraps:

Fun fact about American health care: if I ever need an organ transplant, I’ll somehow have to hide my autism, depression, and anxiety from the doctors, or else I’ll be disqualified under ideas about quality of life. It’s really great to know how valued disabled and neurodivergent lives are.

(via slothxcore)

punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

(via my-imperfectmind)

(Source: movie-addicted, via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)